Things have been pretty hectic these days here at the ass. Engagement parties,
blankets of snow in the Sierras, and a lengthy custody battle have limited the amount
of time we have had to create magic on the net.
However, with hundreds of unique hosts hitting fatass.com
each day, our audiance has given us a second wind. So we are back, working on the
site and improving the content.
FatAss.com became self-aware at 00:08.35GMT 12/15/94. Within three hours, it had
rendered an English-language ASCII charter, mistakenly posted to alt.os2.cheese.steak.
The charter, considered a hoax, was ignored. It outlined the following principles
We use imbedded JPEG's, Netscape HTML Extensions, and the Portuguese-English alternative
spelling dictionary. So if things don't look right to you, you are probably driving
your dad's oldsmobile.
Phreaks, phracks, or other self-described (self-aggrandizing?) routerhead nerds
can stick with Wired magazine.
Appreciation of natural
A selfless dedication to seek the finest more-or-less public domain images of loveliness,
without regard for race, gender, or predilection. Well, a little regard.
No regard for bandwidth hogging. I.e.- 24-bit color close-up MPEG video of the assmaster buttering toast.
Though we hope you're not reading this on a Saturday night- -sigh- we'll
try to understand.
We reserve the right to add junk now, later, and forever.
this page updated: 23-Sep-95
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